Thought I'd share something fun I picked up on the Coldplaying forum from the lovely ImLovingGuyBerryman. She's compiled a dictionary of sorts, full of Apparatjik related jargon which I've put below:
We're all so very jealous of Ab's wonderful name malleability.
Someone who is majorly obsessed with Apparatjik.
A.K.A. Paula's position.
The Apparatjik version of Coldplay's "The Oracle."
The female fans of the group "Apparatjik."
Songs, videos, pictures, tweets....any type of gift from Apparatjik.
The state of being in Apparatjik context.
Similar to Apparatrick.
Apparatology or Apparatsics~(ap/par/at/tall/oh/gee);(ap/par/at/siks)
The study of Apparatjik.
A.K.A Liz (who was at one point one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace).
Someone who earns the honor of being listed as one of Apparatjik's Top Friends on Myspace.
Pictures of/from Apparatjik.
Tracks (songs) made by Apparatjik.
Clues/surprises created by Apparatjik to entertain the Apparat-chicks/keep them guessing.
A video from Apparatjik.
A "tweet" from Apparatjik's Twitter.
A dictionary of Apparatjized words.
How fun is that? :-)
Oh, and if you enjoy self-torture, there's a new songlet on the Apparatjik website.